I am leaving my job to join another company and was looking for a message more funny than the usually boring "I have left the company message"
I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Please don't bother to leave me any messages.
I've run away to join a different circus.
AND, FINALLY, .... I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'
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